News Spews

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, you’re watching your computer screen, and these are the headlines.

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  • The leaders of two major Pakistani political parties cannot come to a decision regarding the restoration of the judiciary, hence further negotiations have been suspended. The decision will now be made by the political leader who wins three games of Bluff in succession.
  • Another suicide blast has taken place in the country, making Pakistan a more valuable ally in the United States led War on Terror. The blast is expected to help increase U.S. aid in the country.
  • In the world of sports, Shahrukh Khan was jumping around like a monkey in the stadium today. Shoaib Akhtar and Shahrukh Khan are expected to attend the seminar ‘Learn How To Behave Like An Outta Control Celeb!’
  • And in the business sector, petrol prices have been increased once again as Pakistan remains adamant to not explore alternative sources of energy.

Stay tuned for further updates. Now a message from our corporate-blood sucking sponsors.

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  1. Bubs said:

    Could the instantly addictive theme music be REM’s Its The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)?

  2. Hate said:

    Hahahaa! good one!
    this just shows how tired we are as people of the falseness around us! 😀

  3. supersizeme said:

    Gotta love satire, but hey it could be worse… addictive theme music mixed with Atif Aslams milk curdling alaaps!

  4. Anathema said:

    You almost sound like NFP
    well. economics was the selling point for the elections to the people. MUAAHAHAHAHA
    an they say the old govt brought us down. rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttt

    *waiting to witness the pros of this government and the election*

  5. Ahmed said:

    Wow, thats really original.

    Try to find out who you really are instead of following others. I mean you could smell “forced” in the whole post. I mean, really! this sounds like a 5 year old trying to post like a 365forum member, you know? bad content, bad bad style and extremely lame satire. Insult to satire!

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