After nine really, really long years, Musharraf has finally decided to resign. Text messages I received during the one hour that musharraf made the snore-inducing [till the last fifteen minutes, those were glorious] speech [hopefully his last] will give the reader an idea of what some of us went through.
Musharraf: ‘Pakistan mera ishq hai’
Friend#1: That’s why he screwed it!
Friend#1: Can someone please tell him to get to the point
Musharraf: Hum ne art gallery kholi…
Friend#2:There’s our breaking news headline!
Friend#3: MAKE HIM STOP. I am getting acidity now.
A more thorough analysis will follow later.